Wednesday, June 29, 2011

JOZAN








Jd sekarang, seperti biasa, masa yg d’tnggu2, telah pun tiba. Now we invite Professor Zizan from fakulti something. Ok. So, what do you think about this tonight sir? It’s waste my time, you waste my prepaid, but why not vote my contest? For what? After shower I speak English, I got the lot of dictionary, I’m sorry my grammar. You grandma sick? No not grandmother, Grammar. Oh Grammar.  Sorry Sir. What the bout you? What do you think, come on told me bebeh. You all, it’s not my all, if my all, is Mariah carey, we all talk about Mariah carey? But we must carry on this show. You, You fasted babe. You have to undi, you have to vote. Why you can vote, why you can vote On CINTA, why don’t vote my contest? YES. On CINTA for what? You want a, you want a talk about love? NO. Where is the love, where is the love? But but that’s why we call it, one love, don’t  you get one love. That’s is one love, but we have to vote all love. Oh My God Oh My God. I love you, but now I don’t love you bcos you don’t vote for my contest for what? Oh My God. Now, I will call. Invite invite. Invite Invite, sorry sir, the three bottom of my heart, I don’t like to call them, but I have thui! You thui me, you thui me? No No I have to. I mean I mean I have to. Sorry sir sorry sir. Come on, your mouth water on my face right. Don’t made me slap you. Now we call the three bottom bcos of your your fault. Oh, amboi, teruknye, I’m try speak English. now we call the three bottom, not bottom three to up here, up stage, up to stage, yah. Is actually bottom three, not three bottom, three bottom not. how come there are three bottom there are two only? Hey waleheh, auuww~ That’s the reason why we here. Now we call three bottom. The first bottom, amboi..The lower bottom, The lower bottom, Undian pling rendah laa, the lower bottom, ko pa tau? Right, we call KAMI, KAMI KAMI but not us, come on kumpulan kami, that is what are you dare not undi the KAMi one, that’s one la. I told you, I don’t pie you. Heh! Apa tu? Aku tak kencing kau , I don’t pie you. Now, we invite the next contester bottom, the lower bottom, votee. Markah terndah la? BOBO on the stage. BOBO is pronounce with the bottom, the boo bottom. If Bobo, join is Johan. Jd JO…tuttt! That’s why we cannot combine. Combination is very CANNOT!.. Now, when w thirs, thristy, we call the black colour and white colour, Kopi O. Come on to the stage. This is all the bottom, the down of the round of the bottom, this is all bcos of you, you are vote them. Oh My God. If you don’t understand, next week I will put the subtitle under here. We edit it. We edit it. Apa? Kita edit dulu la. Oh, we edit it!.. Alamak, ko tak tahu. Now, we thru the judges, to give the who go back tonight. Go back 
with the bag tonight. Go back with the bag. Now, aaa, babyface.. Up to you.



*Ahahaha, aku ambik msa lm sjam mok dnga n tulis blt pa yg d’pdh oleh nya duak tok. Angol ku dnga, p aku x pnh lejuk mok ngga nya duak polh lawak, antara slh satu ku salu ngga n x pnh lejuk n polh ku salu perey ngga sorg2 drk. Ahahahaa. Nang cun la nya 2 tok bha, ska da ku ngga eyh. Okla juak, cdak 2 dpt num 2 kt Maharaja Lawak ria. Nang Gempk la babe :p

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

My Lucky CSL :D










Oh Yeah! Salam Suma :D Hepy alu ku eyh, mlm tdk ya bha, bok aritok ku da masa nk CONTENG blog ku tok. Heheheeh~ Hp CSL ku msh Survive. I Like It Very Very Much. Thanks Cik yg lmk tok usaha crik fren k ato ya, dhla x mok pdh bpa hrga ato ya ndah, Aiyokk~ Thanks A Lot Cik. Lak aku spon ktk mkn KFC utk s’umh tok, tnggu msa yg sesuai lok ah, ya yg ktk mok kn, Ehehehehe, akn ku tepati juak lak. Btw, Aku tok kn salu tepati janji janji org bia cpat atau lmbt bha kn. Spa spa yg knl aku jak la taok ku tok cmnie :D

Yah.. Bez eyh, Steady, k’bykkn kdey pdh x pat nk ato hp ya gk bha. Yala ku eran n t’kejut beruk knk surprise PakCik ya mlm tdk, aku pk phal jak nya nggh ku, duhal nya brik ku hp blt. Heehehe. Nang b’syuko glk2 la ku bla ku ngga nya idup blt. Alhamdulillah ;p

X sangka juak ku ngga nya msih idup eyh. Nie x, x smpey s’mggu bha ku pake hp CSL ya bha. tp yala tek, just hp Sony Ericson ku jak x pat nk d’selamatkn gk, Adoi~ x pa la, redha jak la gk ujong2nya. Rindu juak bha asa ku ngn hp Sony yaa, lom gk smpey sthn pake, nindak. Huhuhuhu~ Sba jak laa :D lm sdh, da epy nya. Lm tangisan da ketawanya. Pa jak kha d’cta ku tok kha? AHAHAHA!




Ya jak la ku mok cta utk Entry ku kali tok tek. Sambungan episode s’trusnya…….